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If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants.

shipping Marvel’s Captain America (2011-2014) x Troy (2004)

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers, meandering cats oblivious to their surroundings, and pools of glimmering aquamarine, filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile, for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls (a number of which was salvaged from the library of Alexandria) , some dating back to the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains unachievable as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 

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artofabrooklynboy:


Bucky’s arm makes overheated computer noises, so when Steve kisses his cheek, there’s suddenly just a “WHIRRRR”.

#it’s so fucking embarassing (via i-am-not-a-villain)
More like it’s so fucking cute shut up meme

*gigglefits*The things we learn about our boys…

darthstitch:

artofabrooklynboy:

Bucky’s arm makes overheated computer noises, so when Steve kisses his cheek, there’s suddenly just a “WHIRRRR”.

 (via i-am-not-a-villain)

More like it’s so fucking cute shut up meme

*gigglefits*

The things we learn about our boys…

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1 week ago
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dreamersgobig:

When your friends have candy

dreamersgobig:

When your friends have candy

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what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He and Robert Pattinson should start a club

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intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

The fact that these signs are needed at all makes me so sad. But the survivor part of me wants them up in every highschool and college and bar and everywhere.

bofurlove:

newmiu:

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

so impt

The fact that these signs are needed at all makes me so sad. But the survivor part of me wants them up in every highschool and college and bar and everywhere.

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1 week ago
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Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

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thevioletprincess:

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"Do You?"

If I ever stop reblogging this, assume I’m watching the movie at that time.

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2 weeks ago
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willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

READ THE COMMENT

Vin Diesel is actually precious and we must protect him

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