YOU HAD ONE JOB RAFIKI!
Whoever made this… I just got so weak.
OMG THE LION KING BLOOPERS. I JUST. DISNEY. I CASN’T.
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
For a second there it was actually a foul.
Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.
I suppose this used to happen quite often
- James: Lily?
- Lily: Mmmm
- James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James:
- Lily:
- James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
pedantic-pontificating-bastards:
red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom
Can someone genuinely explain to me how red pandas survive in the wild
I mean they have to have some kind of method of survival like a strong bite or claws or something
how do they survive
They survive because nothing can stand to eat them. Predators are just like “…I can’t. Too cute.”
Salvador Dali would avoid paying for his food at restaurants by drawing on his checks. He assumed (correctly) that many people would not want to lose such valuable artwork by cashing the check.
